I'm Joe, I get quoted a lot. I've been on this world for 21 years.
I was born in Brooklyn, then I moved to Long Island, New York.
I think I'm a pretty fun/funny guy.
I actually kind-of like school. My favorite animals are zebras and my favorite color is red.
|guy:||something spooky's happening|
|fred:||k we'll come check it out|
|fred:||daphne, velma come with me|
|shaggy:||but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone|
|velma:||shut up you two|
|shaggy and scooby:||*run into monster*|
|shaggy:||*oblivious to everything*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 1*|
|shaggy and scooby:||*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 2*|
|*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*|
|velma:||my glasses! i lost my glasses!|
|monster:||*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 3*|
|monster:||whoops i tripped|
|scooby:||i captured you|
|*they pull the monster's mask off*|
|fred:||oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money|
|suspicious guy:||and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog|
|scooby:||ROOBY ROOBY ROO|